What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:30

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd